The face of a man who knows what he did

"CB" (jrcb) 08/17/2016 at 19:19 • Filed to: Crime

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!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . Such is life.

Alfalfa > CB 08/17/2016 at 19:22

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My favorite comment is “At least he could have bought the van dinner".

Wobbles the Mind > Alfalfa 08/17/2016 at 19:28

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Damn, he finished by the time the cops showed up? Must have been a Sprinter since an Odyssey would have kept him there for another 15 minutes.

BorkBorkBjork > CB 08/17/2016 at 19:29

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I bet it was an ASStro van.

Or maybe a Trans-sport, if he’s into that kinda thing.

nermal > CB 08/17/2016 at 19:36

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Wonder how much different his expression would be if he actually succeeded at sexing the van, instead of just allegedly attempting to sex the van.

Urambo Tauro > Wobbles the Mind 08/17/2016 at 19:36

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Or an Express!

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > CB 08/17/2016 at 19:40

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This just in..

Cash Rewards > CB 08/17/2016 at 19:59

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Ram Van man rams Ram van

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > CB 08/17/2016 at 20:07

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I’m shocked this is not a Florida article.

Cash Rewards > Cash Rewards 08/17/2016 at 20:08

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If this vans a-rockin, please don’t start it, my dicks in the tailpipe

McMike > CB 08/17/2016 at 20:22

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Let’s not judge him until we get a look at the van.

Urambo Tauro > CB 08/17/2016 at 20:32

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Set the mood:

PatBateman > McMike 08/17/2016 at 20:52

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I'd drive that shit.

McMike > PatBateman 08/17/2016 at 20:53

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The van, too?

PatBateman > McMike 08/17/2016 at 20:53

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Nah.

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > CB 08/17/2016 at 22:22

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Damn it. I leave town for work and miss all the fun!

bubblestheturtle > CB 08/17/2016 at 22:25

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Florida Man vacations in Dayton? Who knew?

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Cash Rewards 08/17/2016 at 22:34

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dogisbadob > CB 08/17/2016 at 22:50

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Ray Wert would be proud

jmgadget > CB 08/18/2016 at 09:13

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I dont know if this is better than the guy from Bellevue Ohio who had sex with a picnic table near a school.

What is up with Ohioans and inanimate objects.

PS9 > CB 08/18/2016 at 09:15

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This is why ‘Hey baby, I’d fuck you’ isn’t a compliment. Men have been caught trying to fuck vans, bicycles, lasagna and doors.

Bourbon&JellyBeans > PS9 08/18/2016 at 10:01

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Wait. Are there people who really think “I’d fuck you” is a compliment? Just about every man out there fucks his own hand regularly.

PS9 > Bourbon&JellyBeans 08/18/2016 at 10:16

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Wait. Are there people who really think “I’d fuck you” is a compliment?

Yes. And they outnumber the stars.